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After a month or so they

have his story pretty straight.

The day job stacking shelves and

the public transport are both

a front.  It’s just the plastic bag

he that throws them.

“He must keep a little stash of money close

by ‘im.”  They decide.

“Just incase, you never know.”

They start calling him ‘Dickie Mint’

“He’s worth a mint, that’s why.” They say.

And then the night he leans into the pub door

pays his pound

and walks with the quiz takings.

The following week they pull him every which way

His rosy cheeks jostle from

table to table, team to team.

Sports are his thing they learn.

Ask him anything about the England cricket team

from 1913 and the answers trip off his tongue

and roll quietly for four.

After that, not a day passed

without someone stopping to offer him a lift

or a wave a cheery hello.

The old man bigger

than God

“You know my old man’s in the will.”

Sarah Bradly chimed in one evening at the pub bar.

The same was said of Dan Tisdale at the sawmill

and then George Wicks

and Andy Barrat and

Phil Caul the postman

lists of names swarmed and circled like vultures

The morning he didn’t arrive for work

Breaths stopped like old clocks 

They found him lying on a low bed.

Piles of sports sections from the weekend papers

towering on

either side.

and the carrier bag in his arms.

“There never were no money, of course”

was shrug around the bar that night.

The dull crack of glass on wood 

counted off the silence

until shapes moved into the half drunk dusk

to suppers

and to doze in front of telly shows.

There was another quiz that Sunday.